Mohegan Sun you beautiful bastard
So it's wednesday, and that must mean one of two things: 1) i'm incredibly lazy or 2)i had an incredible bachelor party prohibiting me from writing just yet.
All are true.
I had one of the best bachelor parties, (unfort minus the in-room entertainment...damn u strippers who won't drive up to CT!).
The weekend started friday afternoon with a drive out of the city. Hdawg was driving his peice of shit elantra, it's...not so much that he wasn't a good driver as it was 104 degrees, and if the car stood still for more than 1 minute, the a/c dropped out. and then of course the engine would get hot, and we'd have to turn the heat ON to take it away from the engine.
Now none of this would be so bad if it wasn't this hot out and we weren't stuck in the car for 4 FUCKING HOURS.
we finally got to mohegan sun, beautiful place, but looks a giant mall that happens to have a casino. we check in and hit the pool, an hour later, mb, db and franco arrive. we all get dressed, and have a few (5) drinks. Thne we head to dinner, although it was a semi dinner since the other car thought it would be smart to eat Mcd's, an hour before getting there.
After dinner we hit the casinos. I want to play let it ride, one spot open at the table, it's MB's bachelor party, so he gets the nod. my phone rings...it's YG, he's there, i have to go meet him and help him check in. He's with NB. NB is sweating, but he always does. I give YG the card, tell him i'll meet him down at the casino, proceed to walk the wrong way down and get lost for an hour. Annoyed, sweaty, and losing my buzz, i find the guys and wait an hour to sit down at the let it ride table. the moment i sit down, all these other tables open up.
I lose 60 bucks, i get up, join MB at the blackjack table (otherwise known as BJ) where i notice he's turned his 100 dollars into a grand. i take my 40 dollars and throw it on the table. by the end of the night i'm holding 300.
I pay DB for my white water rafting trip. We go to bed at 5am. we wake up at 930 am. it's YG's birthday so we give him 100 bucks to play craps. My stomach is not happy from the drinking and lack of sleep, still no flatulance...and no in-room entertianment...oh well.
We watch YG and MB play craps, Hdawg and i get the itch and go to play BJ. I turn 60 bucks into 350 bucks. it's going to be a great weekend.
we drive to Goldy's house in mass, play basketball in the sauna, bbq to the likes that would make amma's dad proud. lots of steak, beer, wine and cigars.
go to bed at 330, wake up at 930.
white water rafting...kick ass day...touring the rapids is an invigorating thing, of course how can u truly enjoy it when they tell u all the lovely ways you can maim and killyourself. but we're with goldy, who claims to know everything, so i'm not worried...right? right?
i run the rapids no problem, we hit the end, and a lull where we can sit on the rocks and watch the other groups. I had rented these booties which were suppossed to keep your feet dry and warm...they dont keep ur feet warm, certainly not dry, and for 5 bucks, these things hav eno traction. i stand up on the rocks...and slip down them. i should be completely broken and battered, instead just a cut finger and a bruised left side. at least i didnt break my coccyx this time.
And luckily, i'm not pissing blood.
Other than that, a kick ass weekend.
More to come later...
All are true.
I had one of the best bachelor parties, (unfort minus the in-room entertainment...damn u strippers who won't drive up to CT!).
The weekend started friday afternoon with a drive out of the city. Hdawg was driving his peice of shit elantra, it's...not so much that he wasn't a good driver as it was 104 degrees, and if the car stood still for more than 1 minute, the a/c dropped out. and then of course the engine would get hot, and we'd have to turn the heat ON to take it away from the engine.
Now none of this would be so bad if it wasn't this hot out and we weren't stuck in the car for 4 FUCKING HOURS.
we finally got to mohegan sun, beautiful place, but looks a giant mall that happens to have a casino. we check in and hit the pool, an hour later, mb, db and franco arrive. we all get dressed, and have a few (5) drinks. Thne we head to dinner, although it was a semi dinner since the other car thought it would be smart to eat Mcd's, an hour before getting there.
After dinner we hit the casinos. I want to play let it ride, one spot open at the table, it's MB's bachelor party, so he gets the nod. my phone rings...it's YG, he's there, i have to go meet him and help him check in. He's with NB. NB is sweating, but he always does. I give YG the card, tell him i'll meet him down at the casino, proceed to walk the wrong way down and get lost for an hour. Annoyed, sweaty, and losing my buzz, i find the guys and wait an hour to sit down at the let it ride table. the moment i sit down, all these other tables open up.
I lose 60 bucks, i get up, join MB at the blackjack table (otherwise known as BJ) where i notice he's turned his 100 dollars into a grand. i take my 40 dollars and throw it on the table. by the end of the night i'm holding 300.
I pay DB for my white water rafting trip. We go to bed at 5am. we wake up at 930 am. it's YG's birthday so we give him 100 bucks to play craps. My stomach is not happy from the drinking and lack of sleep, still no flatulance...and no in-room entertianment...oh well.
We watch YG and MB play craps, Hdawg and i get the itch and go to play BJ. I turn 60 bucks into 350 bucks. it's going to be a great weekend.
we drive to Goldy's house in mass, play basketball in the sauna, bbq to the likes that would make amma's dad proud. lots of steak, beer, wine and cigars.
go to bed at 330, wake up at 930.
white water rafting...kick ass day...touring the rapids is an invigorating thing, of course how can u truly enjoy it when they tell u all the lovely ways you can maim and killyourself. but we're with goldy, who claims to know everything, so i'm not worried...right? right?
i run the rapids no problem, we hit the end, and a lull where we can sit on the rocks and watch the other groups. I had rented these booties which were suppossed to keep your feet dry and warm...they dont keep ur feet warm, certainly not dry, and for 5 bucks, these things hav eno traction. i stand up on the rocks...and slip down them. i should be completely broken and battered, instead just a cut finger and a bruised left side. at least i didnt break my coccyx this time.
And luckily, i'm not pissing blood.
Other than that, a kick ass weekend.
More to come later...
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