Stir Fry, Vodka, Silicon, and Asia

To be honest, i dont even remember the story behind why this title was there, but it was way to good to pass up.

Ok, here's the really short version, since it was over a week ago.

A beer. A shot of jack daniels. A buddha. 4 more buddhas. Appetizers. Soup and stir fry. another buddha. Russian House. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Girls Kissing. More Vodka. More Vodka. Strip Club. Fake breasts. Lap Dance. Trying to go to the bathroom with girlfriend. Girlfriend not allowed into bathroom. Embarassing exit without girlfriend. Vomiting out the cab door. Pissing off the foreign cabbie who made me give him an extra 10 bucks. Waking up the next morning not remembering much.

My apologies for being held up from writing. The damn pfizer people have been holding me captive. Not even allowing me bathroom breaks. What's worse, is that being so busy, the jew fro has completely grown out of control. Today i will go and have to tame the mane.

Last weekend went to berkshires with the Amma, jgfarb, and brookester. Had a great time, the dogs only peed and pooed a few times. went waterskiing, with only a mild shot of breaking steve's motor boat. Sent my bro flying and wiped him out a few times in the wake. Talk about payback for 25 years of emotional and physical abuse.

Anyhow, back at work, and trying to get things done. sushi just arrived, gotta love the 6.95 special...soup, salad, and two rolls.

Everyone be good. Don't go all racialist on me eva! Respek!