Point of Contact
I do wonder who was the creative genius who thought it would be interesting to take a piece of plastic and put it in your eye to see BETTER!
I'm not complaining, b/c after wearing contact for a few days i can see a bit better, but i've still yet to come to terms with trying to get a piece of plastic in my eyeball. What i'm really curious about was how they pitched the idea in the first place and who was the guinea pig who agreed to try a pair of contact lens in the first place.
"this won't hurt a bit."
"Are you sure?"
"No not really, you are the first one to try them on"
"Well how do you know they won't hurt?"
"I don't, i was just making small talk."
"Is that plastic?"
"Sort of."
"Sort of?"
"Well, we took ur prescription, put it on a shrinky dink type material, through it in the oven until it shrunk...now hear, jam this thing on your eyeball."
I digress.
I love contacts, b/c with eye drops, it's like instant emotion. if my girlfriend tells me something tragic that i'msuppossed to cry about that I can't cry about, i can just pour some tears in. It's kind of funny..."I've got these feelings..."
JOB FRONT
So after 4 months of serious looking, still nothing concrete in sight, although there are 4 bites on the proverbial employment fishing rod.
SPOOKY TOOTH
I'm pretty sure my dentist is incompetent. I've had half a tooth for two months and the first molding they did, they had a gold tooth prepared for me...i guess they wanted me to be all crunked out. Then when i went to get the real tooth put in, it didnt fit, so they had to do a new mold...and then the temp tooth fell out...ok i swallowed it. Wonder what that will look like coming out of my intestinal tract.
I'm not complaining, b/c after wearing contact for a few days i can see a bit better, but i've still yet to come to terms with trying to get a piece of plastic in my eyeball. What i'm really curious about was how they pitched the idea in the first place and who was the guinea pig who agreed to try a pair of contact lens in the first place.
"this won't hurt a bit."
"Are you sure?"
"No not really, you are the first one to try them on"
"Well how do you know they won't hurt?"
"I don't, i was just making small talk."
"Is that plastic?"
"Sort of."
"Sort of?"
"Well, we took ur prescription, put it on a shrinky dink type material, through it in the oven until it shrunk...now hear, jam this thing on your eyeball."
I digress.
I love contacts, b/c with eye drops, it's like instant emotion. if my girlfriend tells me something tragic that i'msuppossed to cry about that I can't cry about, i can just pour some tears in. It's kind of funny..."I've got these feelings..."
JOB FRONT
So after 4 months of serious looking, still nothing concrete in sight, although there are 4 bites on the proverbial employment fishing rod.
SPOOKY TOOTH
I'm pretty sure my dentist is incompetent. I've had half a tooth for two months and the first molding they did, they had a gold tooth prepared for me...i guess they wanted me to be all crunked out. Then when i went to get the real tooth put in, it didnt fit, so they had to do a new mold...and then the temp tooth fell out...ok i swallowed it. Wonder what that will look like coming out of my intestinal tract.
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