Fed Ex doesn't understand dates or "My iPod Touch breaks the space-time continuum"

So luckily my complete dork-dom didn't kick in and I didn't buy an iPOd Touch while my iPod touch is on its way. Take a look at where my iPod has ventured. Apparently it started the day (Sept 23) in anchorage Alaska, then left for Tennessee where it somehow went forward in the space time continuum to September 24, where I'm guessing it was at my home although the tracking system doesn't actually say where it was on the 24th, only to correct itself and end up back in Tennessee on the 23rd.

Awesome work, FEDEX.