Stir Fry, Vodka, Silicon, and Asia

To be honest, i dont even remember the story behind why this title was there, but it was way to good to pass up.

Ok, here's the really short version, since it was over a week ago.

A beer. A shot of jack daniels. A buddha. 4 more buddhas. Appetizers. Soup and stir fry. another buddha. Russian House. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Girls Kissing. More Vodka. More Vodka. Strip Club. Fake breasts. Lap Dance. Trying to go to the bathroom with girlfriend. Girlfriend not allowed into bathroom. Embarassing exit without girlfriend. Vomiting out the cab door. Pissing off the foreign cabbie who made me give him an extra 10 bucks. Waking up the next morning not remembering much.

My apologies for being held up from writing. The damn pfizer people have been holding me captive. Not even allowing me bathroom breaks. What's worse, is that being so busy, the jew fro has completely grown out of control. Today i will go and have to tame the mane.

Last weekend went to berkshires with the Amma, jgfarb, and brookester. Had a great time, the dogs only peed and pooed a few times. went waterskiing, with only a mild shot of breaking steve's motor boat. Sent my bro flying and wiped him out a few times in the wake. Talk about payback for 25 years of emotional and physical abuse.

Anyhow, back at work, and trying to get things done. sushi just arrived, gotta love the 6.95 special...soup, salad, and two rolls.

Everyone be good. Don't go all racialist on me eva! Respek!

And all the news that really matters

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If we don't have summer fridays, then the terrorists win

It's friday at 2:17, and my office has summer fridays starting at 1. yes i'm still here...what's up with that?

It seems a cruel joke to give us summer fridays when the busiest time in the year is in the summer...why not give us mandatory late nights in the winter when it's really quiet?

It's ok, i hear it's like 100 degrees outside with the humidity. I'm better off i'm sure sitting at my cube with a view of, well nothing, except my fan and this monitor.

Watched 2 episodes of six feet under and then oz last night, both quality shows and i dontknow how i missed them for so long. i've got some serious catching up to do.

This weekend is laid back, tonight dinner with the fam, maybe a movie, and tmw if weather holds great adventure (itttsss)sss great!) and if not, i'm going to be a bum.

i saw a commercial last night with president bush talking about the olympics and how thanks to us we have two new democracies there (iraq and afghanistan)...that's why we went to iraq, so that the iraqi people could sent soccer players to the olympics! yeah bush!

Perhaps i will leave here at 5pm...to me that will still be early, and still be a summer friday in my book.

I love you Kurt Vonnegut

an important writing by my favorite writer, kurt vonnegut, on fahrenheit 9/11, George Bush, and the scary state of affairs of our country.


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Nexium

The little purple pill? It's a wonder of science, sort of. It didnt come in handy yesterday at my photo shoot when after drinking a thing of starbucks coffee my stomach felt like it was being ripped apart from the inside, like the alien from the movie, that wants to cut open my esophagus with a rusty knife...ooh, too much?

It wasn't that bad an experience, but i was on a shoot trying to make things like cool, and all i wanted to do was run to the bathroom and evacuate...

So luckily, this week will come to a close soon, and the notion of sleep is really sexy...

amma told me that she wnats to see garden state, i want to see that soon, and maria full of grace, and then again i have like 8 tv shows to watch and i forgotten how to read...dvds waiting to be watched : reno 911!, oz and six feet under. Oh yes, so garden state is suppossed to be great, and it's got that guy from scrubs in it, which supposedly Goldstein's brother is good friends with, but then again, goldy's been known to make outrageous claims, like his father invented the fingernail...

top songs...in my mind

Staring at the sun-simple kid
Are you going to be my girl-Jet
Provider (zero 7 remix) N.E.R.D.
Everything is everything-Phoenix
Ride Wit Me-Nelly

Hold me.

Elephant is a pretty color

So amma is back from Vt, and i wonder if she's going to smile a lot. that's a good amma, smile amma...yeees amma, pink is pretty...

apparently more drugs were consumed than at a frat meth party, but that's ok...i'm sure if we ever had kids they'd only be mildly retarded, then again it's not something to laugh about. I mean, i have a real retarded person in my family...his name is Josh. Oh wait, josh isn't retarded, he just seemed that way on sunday.

Back at work, and fighting what could be the beginning of an ulcer, or just a really bad stomach ache...oh poor me.

Saw manchurian candidate...it was good, but odd, and somethings just didnt make sense, but i do wonder if i have an implant...

Ok...back to work...time to write more meaningless and bizarre brochures for the exciting world of VIAGRA.

It's Guy'S Night Or morning

So the ladies are away and the boys will play...video games that is.

Hanging out at the bro's new crib for the weekend, playing video games and chilling with bella, admiring the beautiful view of his new apartment, and remarking at the incredible amount of gay people. And i say this in the nicest way, they are much more fit than me...except for the one guy who was in the park doing yoga...

anyhow, amma is in vermont, stuck in traffic, or rain or mud or something...and i'm chillin wit my bro...

that's about all to report...

respek

Circumvent

I was wondering, how much more traumatizing would it be to get circumsized at 30? Besides the obvious health reasons for doing it early, what would that expereince be like?

These are the things that keep me up late at night...

Another exciting day on the job, listening to Jet's "Are you gonna be my girl" and "Vienna" by billy joel, can't really explain my music taste.

Played poker last night, Amma's bro came, never played, went all in literally 18 times, won on all in literally 18 times. there's no justice in the world.

Roomate is back from London...his fro has returned. Mine will be back in a few weeks.

Oh Moyle, why do you play hard to get?

No g'news is good g'news

So nothing absolutely nothing to report. Amma went to see phish in hamptons and then is off to coventry. i'm kind of excited to see my gf destroy all her brain cells and come back mildly retarded...it will be fun...she can just smile and nod her head a lot.

Work is taking over my life, although i finally made it back to the world of athletics. my PT called me a pussy for waiting so long to play basketball again, so i played last night and played pretty well. Tonight it's poker at AG's and i hope to take everyone's money.

Bro's new pad is dope, Roomate #3 has been away for like 2 weeks (lost track) and that's been kind of a pleasure cruise. We should just change the locks, is that wrong?

This weekend is boys night out...so strippers and drugs...(or at least talk about strippers and drugs).

that's all for now, too much work.

RECREATIONAL VIAGRAUSE

RECREATIONAL VIAGRAUSE
Originally uploaded by msgfarb.

This is my life.

To Permit or not to Permit

Finally it's friday...and i'm about to head out of the office to do a impromptu video shoot in central park. Of course, we dont have a permit, and we may not neccessarily have a performer either, but that would stop a lesser man. After a week of working till 930 every night, it's gratifying to get to shoot in central park under the sun and get some color for this pasty frame.

Tonight it kzar's b-day, it's only taken 4 months to make it out on a night with him, but withstanding nuclear holocaust, i will be there tonight (a nice image, eh?)

Personally, i think a cucumber tastes better pickled, u hurr?

Sleep, why you playin hard to get?

So not much to report here. just working last night until 930, and 9 the night before. Oh how i wish for unemployment again...ok i like the paychecks, just the idea of sitting on my butt, which of course i never did, but it's a nice thought anyhow.

Saw Bourne Supremacy, good, better than the first.

I wish i had something to offer...amma had some tasti-d last night, but no attacks...(thank the lord). Big bro's apt is pretty much settled, hopefully get to play espn tonight with him.

I am beginning to feel like the crazy guy from Office Space: "if he gives me one more piece of work to do i'm going to set fire to the building..."

kill me :)

Some people think a cucumber tasets better pickled

Mohegan Sun you beautiful bastard

So it's wednesday, and that must mean one of two things: 1) i'm incredibly lazy or 2)i had an incredible bachelor party prohibiting me from writing just yet.

All are true.

I had one of the best bachelor parties, (unfort minus the in-room entertainment...damn u strippers who won't drive up to CT!).

The weekend started friday afternoon with a drive out of the city. Hdawg was driving his peice of shit elantra, it's...not so much that he wasn't a good driver as it was 104 degrees, and if the car stood still for more than 1 minute, the a/c dropped out. and then of course the engine would get hot, and we'd have to turn the heat ON to take it away from the engine.
Now none of this would be so bad if it wasn't this hot out and we weren't stuck in the car for 4 FUCKING HOURS.

we finally got to mohegan sun, beautiful place, but looks a giant mall that happens to have a casino. we check in and hit the pool, an hour later, mb, db and franco arrive. we all get dressed, and have a few (5) drinks. Thne we head to dinner, although it was a semi dinner since the other car thought it would be smart to eat Mcd's, an hour before getting there.

After dinner we hit the casinos. I want to play let it ride, one spot open at the table, it's MB's bachelor party, so he gets the nod. my phone rings...it's YG, he's there, i have to go meet him and help him check in. He's with NB. NB is sweating, but he always does. I give YG the card, tell him i'll meet him down at the casino, proceed to walk the wrong way down and get lost for an hour. Annoyed, sweaty, and losing my buzz, i find the guys and wait an hour to sit down at the let it ride table. the moment i sit down, all these other tables open up.

I lose 60 bucks, i get up, join MB at the blackjack table (otherwise known as BJ) where i notice he's turned his 100 dollars into a grand. i take my 40 dollars and throw it on the table. by the end of the night i'm holding 300.

I pay DB for my white water rafting trip. We go to bed at 5am. we wake up at 930 am. it's YG's birthday so we give him 100 bucks to play craps. My stomach is not happy from the drinking and lack of sleep, still no flatulance...and no in-room entertianment...oh well.

We watch YG and MB play craps, Hdawg and i get the itch and go to play BJ. I turn 60 bucks into 350 bucks. it's going to be a great weekend.


we drive to Goldy's house in mass, play basketball in the sauna, bbq to the likes that would make amma's dad proud. lots of steak, beer, wine and cigars.

go to bed at 330, wake up at 930.

white water rafting...kick ass day...touring the rapids is an invigorating thing, of course how can u truly enjoy it when they tell u all the lovely ways you can maim and killyourself. but we're with goldy, who claims to know everything, so i'm not worried...right? right?

i run the rapids no problem, we hit the end, and a lull where we can sit on the rocks and watch the other groups. I had rented these booties which were suppossed to keep your feet dry and warm...they dont keep ur feet warm, certainly not dry, and for 5 bucks, these things hav eno traction. i stand up on the rocks...and slip down them. i should be completely broken and battered, instead just a cut finger and a bruised left side. at least i didnt break my coccyx this time.

And luckily, i'm not pissing blood.

Other than that, a kick ass weekend.

More to come later...